17 12 / 2012

So, was reading an embarrassing stories thing on reddit and it inspired me to share some with you fine people.

1.) When I was 8, I was over at a friend’s house and REALLY needed to pee, but his mom was in the shower so I waited, and waited, and waited. When she finally left I ran in like a madman, and started peeing. It took about 2 seconds for me to realize that I hadn’t removed my trousers. So, I threw a towel down on the pee, ran to my sleeping bag, hopped in, and didn’t get out for the rest of the day. My mom picked me up about 10 minutes after the incident, so they didn’t know it had happened until after I left. I can only imagine their shock walking into the bathroom and finding a piss-soaked towel on the floor.

2.) This happened about a year ago. Was out walking my dog and saw this really cute girl with a puppy. She had long black hair and nice curves, so I walked up to let our dogs play/flirt with her and she turns around. It’s a dude. Like, beard and everything. I could not run away fast enough. In my defense, it was kinda dark and “she” was facing away from me and not talking.

3.) Several years ago. Was making out with girlfriend and she goes in rather aggressively with her eyes closed. She chips her tooth. I had dinner with her family that night and they asked what happened. She explained, they all shot me death glances.

4.) One year ago. Decided to completely shave my genitals. Did it with a cheap disposable raiser in the shower. Succeeded, but never kept up maintenance, oh god, the itching. Have not done since.

5.) One week ago. Lent a sort of friend, more of a peer, like a classmate who is cool, my iPod to play games on because she was bored in class. I unlock it for her and boom: Porn. Like, a ton of it. I no longer keep porn on my iPod.

The end. Hope you enjoyed these, and/or got a good laugh out of them. I didn’t.

14 12 / 2012

Alex do you even know what this is?

Alex do you even know what this is?

(via belowthep0vertyline)

14 12 / 2012

13 12 / 2012

I found this months ago. God why has it taken me so long to post?

I found this months ago. God why has it taken me so long to post?

13 12 / 2012

I cannot think of anything to write. The artsy make-believe bullshit I used to post just ain’t flowing anymore.

Probably just because I’m tired.

I really only made this to have an excuse to write Skellington and Gobulin.

12 12 / 2012

weskette:

blackcatula:

spookypedia:

it’s a kid’s show

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i say to myself

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as i watch my screen

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only a kid’s show

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as the tears roll down my face

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just a kid’s show

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YEP.

JUST “KIDS’ SHOWS”.

Nothing horrifying…

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Nothing unnerving…

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Nothing deep….

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Nothing sad….

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Nothing really sad…

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None of these kids’ shows ever fucking ripped out my heart…

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…JUST FUCKING KIDS’ STUFF.

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JUST

A

KIDS

SHOW

(Source: sadboosexual, via queenoftheroadkills)

12 12 / 2012

octosmagiccastle:

People in the ol’ askbox wanted a closeup of the staff.

Mmm… Cthonic.

octosmagiccastle:

People in the ol’ askbox wanted a closeup of the staff.

Mmm… Cthonic.

(via queenoftheroadkills)

11 12 / 2012

Shut up you stupid title, who are you to judge me? Asshole. I don’t have to take this from you.

Seriously though, if you have no interest in what video game Elliot has been playing for the last 7 (fuuuck. 7 months already. Kill me now) months, skip this shit. If you are however interested, here’s the trial version, just for you, Sweet-cheeks:

https://us.battle.net/account/creation/wow/signup/

Now, onto my stories! Or rather, story. The story of Illaeh. 

This is my earliest screenshot of Illaeh, also, it was not my idea to make Illaeh a girl. https://twitter.com/Sugynuttzz/status/210891339817156608/photo/1 This pic is circa July 2012

This I just took http://imgur.com/uwgwG

I’m pretty geared now, tough and scary and whatnot. I’m also bored of writing this post, so, to be continued, or whatever.

11 12 / 2012

Dude. I chill to this.

11 12 / 2012

'Tis the season. 

Just Cthulin’ around.